500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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(via lolsofunny)

caelhammer:

what if i was cool

oh wait

i am

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(Source: augutsy, via hanthelion)

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via bananaaaas)

frozenteen:

Have you ever realized that every book you’ve ever read is just a combination of 26 letters

(via nintendohuyy)

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